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Duelin' Dukes is a song on The Dukes of Hazzard Soundtrack between Down Home American Girl and Keep Between Them Ditches.

Duelin' Dukes isn't exactly song, more like a narration of a race occurring by Sorrell Booke with music occurring in the background.


Boss: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Get back here, I'm the starter. This is my best part.

Oh, I better hustle off this track. A man could get himself mangled out here.

There on a forced left. And looky, looky, look at that fancy-pants go!

I'll be danged if his car ain't faster than the vows at a shotgun wedding

He's got a good half a left on Cletus in Patrol car number 2

Now he's got the Dukes by another one.

Only three laps left, and that city slicker is holding on the lead

But here comes Cletus, rev it up you lugnut! Move it! Move it! Move it!

Come on Cletus, you gotta win!

Much as I want to see them Duke boys humiliated,

I'll have a restless night sleep

knowing some out of town sucker won a Hazzard County race

to say nothing of loosing the prize money.

Oh, oh. Here come them Dukes

What's that? What's that?

Trouble? Them Dukes' car is spewin' out smoke like a stack on a steel mill.

Loosing speed too.

Well nows the time to get Daisy down here as our own checkered flag waiver

Come on girl let's go!

Only half a lap left and Cletus and fancy-pants are neck and neck

The General back there third. What?

Oh no, they're slickered out toward Daisy Duke

Watch out Cletus! Move over, move over!

You're gonna loose, if you don't get out of the way!


It's over. There's so much smoke I can't see who won.

Who won? Who won?

Wait a minute. The winner is....

The General Lee.

Boss: No! No, no, no, no, no, no. Them Duke boys come in first. Can believe it? They, they won all the prize money too. Alright, alright, alright in that case Rosco come on. Come on, come on let's give them that speedin' ticket. I mean it's either that or we're gonna throw them in the pen. Come on you Duke boys here's a speedin' ticket. Pay up.

Rosco: Get over here.

Boss: What? What'd you do? Looky there, they threw the prize money right there on the ground.

Rosco: Right on the ground.

Boss: Alright, I'll take it, I'll take it and once more, I'm arresting you boys for littering!

Rosco: You can't arrest them, I'm gonna arrest them. I'm arresting you for littering! I got you, I got you. I'm gonna throw you in I'm gonna throw you under the jail. I'm serious this time. You done scuffed us this time!